My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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