I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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