Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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