508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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