I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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