Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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