Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
nutella sex= disaster
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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