I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
