o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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