When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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