Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My vagina is very pro this idea
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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