You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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