I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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