Who did Billy Mays play for?
I need to stop coming to work sober
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Come see our sink grown plant.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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