yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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