I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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