i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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