She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm just crazy horny about you
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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