I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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