Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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