where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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