wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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