he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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