i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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