so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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