'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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