Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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