My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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