idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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