Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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