They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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