And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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