you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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