i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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