please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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