can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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