How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Do plants get herpes?
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