well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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