Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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