Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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