I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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