woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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