I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
handjob tips. give me some.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
the liver wants what the liver wants
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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