I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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