She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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