I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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