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(678): View more from Georgia

Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.

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(559): View more from California

Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?

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(240): View more from Maryland

I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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(970): View more from Colorado

Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?

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(410): View more from Maryland

In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field

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(312): View more from Illinois

woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least

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(541): View more from Oregon

Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea

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