I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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