gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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