chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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