This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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