I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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