at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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