I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Boobs speak an international language.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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