id be glad to
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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